woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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