ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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