Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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