worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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