who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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