I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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