So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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