just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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