therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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