Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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