some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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