She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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