i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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