I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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