There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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