if you like me you must not know who I am
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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