You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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