tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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