so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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