Three words: puerto rican gang bang
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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