porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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