i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I want to make a zoo with you.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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