But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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