Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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