There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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