Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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