A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
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I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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