So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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