am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I want her autograph on my taint
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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