I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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