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What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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