Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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