Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
