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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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