bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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