Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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