I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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