I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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