as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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