think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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