i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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