break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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