The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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