Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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