VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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