How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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