i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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