I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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