No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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