How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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