I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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