Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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