i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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