How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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