Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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