Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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