I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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