Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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